Cards Haiku Game

[booman141]

Ok folks, this should be a fun one, once you get into it. Just write a Haiku about the Cards, anything you want.

For those who dont know a Haiku is a kind of poem, except that you only need to follow the cadence of 5-7-5 syllables. It dosnt' have to rhyme, it dosn't even have to make sense. Watch....

The Cards soared week one. 5
Now on to those pesky Hawks 7
Time to shock the league!! 5

or

New nest is real nice
but can it bring victory
All signs point to YES!

the more you do them the more rediculous and fun they get. Give it a shot!

[DesertRat76]

Hmmm, let me get out my protractor, uhhh, let's see, :idea:

Poems that don't rhyme
Why? Whoever thought of that?
I don't like Haiku!

OK, OK, save this for October 1:

Beat Ron Mexico
and his Falcons in week four
I will be happy!

OK, now I better stop before I turn into a bohemian or something. :whistle:

:garfield: :smallfootball: :Cards logo:

[Cards&Colts]

The cards are good but
the colts are unstoppable
hope they never play

that good???!??

[booman141]

Hasslebacks nightmare
Dansby's coming back
That's bad news for the SeaRats
Matt, Run for your life!

Branch

Forty Million bucks?
This dude wouldn't start for us!
Somebody's desperate!!!!

Ross
Ross is on the mend
Thats good news for the run game
Edge's smile blinds me!

[Cards&Colts]

Oakland sucks really bad
Lienart steps up for Warner
And Larry gets hurt

[booman141]

Bears fans say No way
E S P N says we're dead
DO YOU STILL BELIEVE???

[Cards&Colts]

:idea:


Cards fans say no way
I also think so but hay?
Any given sunday



does any have 1 or 2 syllabals i think it can go either way right? But hay atleast it rhymes

[AZFAN777]

You ask what I think?
Monday Night football Cards/Bears
Bears dont have a prayer

[SunDevilDon]

Edge ran not to well
Bears scored a lot in the 4th
Broke all of our hearts

[SunDevilDon]

Bye Bye Keith Rowan
Fired because he sucks balls
Now we will win big!

[SunDevilDon]

Denny Blew Up WOW
"Bears Are Who We Thought They Were"
"Let Them Off The Hook"

[SunDevilDon]

I Hate Cards Homie
He Annoys Us ALL The Time
Hope He Goes Away

[booman141]

Bye Bye Keith Rowan
Fired because he sucks balls
Now we will win big!

That was funny Don
But why would Green let him stay?
Send that ****** packing

[booman141]

Edge you see that hole?
It's not gonna get bigger
RUN EDGERRIN RUN!!!


Kruczek says we'll change
Leave the DANCING to Emmitt
Edge better listen

[SunDevilDon]

****** Says Change To
But We Know He Is Lying
Someone Take Him Out

Dirty Bomb Oakland?
No, It Was Just a Big Hoax
Lucky For You, Huh?

Cardinals Shuffle
I Heard ****** Likes Ice Cream
****** Jr. Sucks

[SunDevilDon]

Raiders Fans Do Meth
Bet Heroine/Cocaine too
We Just Drink Kool-Aid

[SunDevilDon]

Derby Might Be Fun
100%'s Folks Own
Maybe Win Free Stuff

Don't know though for sure
Got Sunday Ticket For Real
Pass me a beer please

Shots when we win big
More Shots when we lose bigger
Beer throughout the game

[SunDevilDon]

Ban has been lifted
Thanks for getting my back guys
You know who you are

[SunDevilDon]

P.W.I.
It's fun but lonely sometimes
No one loves haikus

[SunDevilDon]

****, we lost again
Were we really suprised though?
I was, more kool-aid!

[SunDevilDon]

Denny still head coach
****** too cheap to rid him
******, too cheap sux

How many wins now?
Maybe 8 or 9 be nice
Lucky if 3 more

Want #1 Pick
Lose most of you games for us
Just this one time, PLEASE!!!

[booman141]

Cards cant lose them all
Always screw up our draft pick
Win or Lose OUT boys....

[SunDevilDon]

(Ode de week 9)

Cards Worst Record Now
Bears Who Dolphins Thought They Were
Joey Harrington???

[SunDevilDon]

Best NFL Week
Many Good Games and Upsets
Cards didn't Lose Too!!!

[booman141]

2nd half, We'll see
What kind of team this will be.
9 and 7??? sweet---

[SunDevilDon]

Been a Month Haiku
I kind of Like Doing Them
And LOVE Doing Chicks

Nets 1-5-7
Suns 1-6-1, Steve Nash Three
What a Game it Was

UPSETS Week 14
Cards Only WEST team to win
Whiners, Hags, Rams SUCK

Line Not Too Shabby
Only 4 Sacks in 5 Games?
3 In a Row? Hmm...

Suns Eleven WOW!
STAT Back to STAT Status Now?
Thank God NO NORM CHOW!

[SunDevilDon]

Ross
Ross is on the mend
Thats good news for the run game
Edge's smile blinds me!

Really Missed the Boat
Ross Was Weakest Link or Step?
O-Line Better Now!

[SunDevilDon]

Bye Bye Keith Rowan
Fired because he sucks balls
Now we will win big!

Rowan Not the Prob
But Why all the Losing Then?
O-Line Had to "Gel"

[SunDevilDon]

Jake is Coming Home
Maybe we Trade Kurt for Him?
Cutler Going Down

Mike Bell Coming Home
Not Quite Tucson Sucks No Team
Hope We Hurt Him Bad:poke:

Warner Lovers Gone
Never to be Seen Again
:partytime: For That

[booman141]

Donny holds it down
and keeps the Haiku's rolling
I told you they're fun!

[SunDevilDon]

Therapeudic Too
Helps to Sum up Season Too
Look Back and Laugh Hard

[Mibrilane #56]

All of this winning
has me wondering aloud
is Denny staying?

[SunDevilDon]

Good Question Milbrane
Should He Stay or Should He Go?
Bowties CHEAP so stays!!!

[RipperEagle]

Cards are not dead yet
Time for quitting not here now
You keep the head high!

I got another:
If you want a game
Come and see Cardinals play well
You will beat Denver

[SunDevilDon]

Cards are not dead yet
Time for quitting not here now
You keep the head high!

I got another:
If you want a game
Come and see Cardinals play well
You will beat Denver

I think Card-In-Als is THREE syllables, but nice try. I screwed one up earlier too!!! LOL

This Matt kid is Good
What if LA gets a Team?
Think he will leave us?

Finals Almost Done
Should Be Graduating Now
One More Semester

Refs tried to screw us
We overcame their bad calls
And we won it close

[SunDevilDon]

"A Cry For Help Thread"
Confusion on the the MB's
Much Ado Nothing

[SunDevilDon]

Cards Lose BJ Sucks
I am posting this way drunk
Denny Needs to Go

[SunDevilDon]

The Week Real Bad
Our Boys Early Season Form
Two Digit Losses

[BoboCracker]

Cardinals can't win
Why do i even bother
There's always next year

[SunDevilDon]

SDD Wasted
P While Intoxicated
When Else Would I, Right?

[booman141]

Cardinals are losing
Marriage is ending too soon
man this year sucked

Atleast I still have cards
I guess the worst team and me
match made in heaven.

[SunDevilDon]

Season is Over
Denny is Gone...Yip EE Yay!!!
Now We Need a Coach

Superbowl Next Year
Yup, the Kool-Aid is Flowing
Until September...

[RipperEagle]

This team is a mess
But new coach will clean it up
Names stay that produce!

Adrian is it
Fitz and Q are ball hawkers
Matt will get better

[SunDevilDon]

New Coach Whisenhunt
Anquan Will Pass a Few Times
Kool Aid is Flowing

Hit 3,000 Posts
Many of them are lame ones
At least I'm No Newb

Boo Watch Out Snowbird
Glad You Are A OK Man
In Good Hands AllState