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Mibrilane #56
03-02-2007, 08:32 PM
I would just like to register this complaint preemptively so I won't have to repeat it over and over again when the Cardinals pick up players in free agency.
I think the choice of (insert player's name here) to bolster our (circle one) [(a) weak depth (b) glaring need (c) crushing ineptitude] at (insert position here) is a major screw up of galactic proportions. Only the Cardinals could (censored) it up so badly!
It's obvious that the Cardinals (circle one) [(a) have grossly overpaid for (b) have neglected the obvious shortcomings of (c) have blinders on when it comes to (d) were too cheap to go for (insert player's name here) and instead have opted for] (insert player's name here) - the deal makes no logical sense whatsoever and is just further evidence of (circle one)[(a) a flagrant disregard for the salary cap (b) an extraordinary level of cheapness (c) a lack of desire to win] on the part of the ownership of this (circle one) [(a) hapless excuse for a (b) hopeless waste of a (c) massively incompetent] football team.
To sum it up, (insert player's name here) is the worst possible player to bring in to play (position). The Cardinals should be ashamed of themselves!
:Cursing: :banghead: :bag: :Censored: :Thumbdown: :confused:
HAVACARDSFAN
03-02-2007, 08:34 PM
I would just like to register this complaint preemptively so I won't have to repeat it over and over again when the Cardinals pick up players in free agency.
I think the choice of (insert player's name here) to bolster our (circle one) [(a) weak depth (b) glaring need (c) crushing ineptitude] at (insert position here) is a major screw up of galactic proportions. Only the Cardinals could (censored) it up so badly!
It's obvious that the Cardinals (circle one) [(a) have grossly overpaid for (b) have neglected the obvious shortcomings of (c) have blinders on when it comes to (d) were too cheap to go for (insert player's name here) and instead have opted for] (insert player's name here) - the deal makes no logical sense whatsoever and is just further evidence of (circle one)[(a) a flagrant disregard for the salary cap (b) an extraordinary level of cheapness (c) a lack of desire to win] on the part of the ownership of this (circle one) [(a) hapless excuse for a (b) hopeless waste of a (c) massively incompetent] football team.
To sum it up, (insert player's name here) is the worst possible player to bring in to play (position). The Cardinals should be ashamed of themselves!
:Cursing: :banghead: :bag: :Censored: :Thumbdown: :confused:
Beautiful...!!!!! :biggrin:
TrueHeroTillman
03-02-2007, 08:37 PM
very humorous....we'll see what happens. lot of quality players out there. as long as we upgrad, then it will be a success.
CaliCardFan
03-02-2007, 08:40 PM
I would just like to register this complaint preemptively so I won't have to repeat it over and over again when the Cardinals pick up players in free agency.
I think the choice of (insert player's name here) to bolster our (circle one) [(a) weak depth (b) glaring need (c) crushing ineptitude] at (insert position here) is a major screw up of galactic proportions. Only the Cardinals could (censored) it up so badly!
It's obvious that the Cardinals (circle one) [(a) have grossly overpaid for (b) have neglected the obvious shortcomings of (c) have blinders on when it comes to (d) were too cheap to go for (insert player's name here) and instead have opted for] (insert player's name here) - the deal makes no logical sense whatsoever and is just further evidence of (circle one)[(a) a flagrant disregard for the salary cap (b) an extraordinary level of cheapness (c) a lack of desire to win] on the part of the ownership of this (circle one) [(a) hapless excuse for a (b) hopeless waste of a (c) massively incompetent] football team.
To sum it up, (insert player's name here) is the worst possible player to bring in to play (position). The Cardinals should be ashamed of themselves!
:Cursing: :banghead: :bag: :Censored: :Thumbdown: :confused:
:iagree: :nelson:
Elminster
03-02-2007, 09:10 PM
You're such a kind soul, now the trolls have a nifty little "Trolling form" ready and made for them, allowing them more time for other activities...mostly more trolling:hurray:
Mibrilane #56
03-02-2007, 09:14 PM
You're such a kind soul, now the trolls have a nifty little "Trolling form" ready and made for them, allowing them more time for other activities...mostly more trolling:hurray:
Ironically, my post was a response to said trolling, but now I fear I've enabled even more of it.
I wonder were all of these folks (especially that Hostetler guy) were during the season, and when they decided that "you folks" (i.e. Cardinals fans) suddenly became "we" (still Cardinals fans).
To sum up my actual position on any acquisitions the Cardinals make at any time:
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :Cards logo:
I would just like to register this complaint preemptively so I won't have to repeat it over and over again when the Cardinals pick up players in free agency.
I think the choice of (insert player's name here) to bolster our (circle one) [(a) weak depth (b) glaring need (c) crushing ineptitude] at (insert position here) is a major screw up of galactic proportions. Only the Cardinals could (censored) it up so badly!
It's obvious that the Cardinals (circle one) [(a) have grossly overpaid for (b) have neglected the obvious shortcomings of (c) have blinders on when it comes to (d) were too cheap to go for (insert player's name here) and instead have opted for] (insert player's name here) - the deal makes no logical sense whatsoever and is just further evidence of (circle one)[(a) a flagrant disregard for the salary cap (b) an extraordinary level of cheapness (c) a lack of desire to win] on the part of the ownership of this (circle one) [(a) hapless excuse for a (b) hopeless waste of a (c) massively incompetent] football team.
To sum it up, (insert player's name here) is the worst possible player to bring in to play (position). The Cardinals should be ashamed of themselves!
:Cursing: :banghead: :bag: :Censored: :Thumbdown: :confused:
Beautiful :biggrin:
Nate + cards 4 life
03-02-2007, 09:25 PM
I would just like to register this complaint preemptively so I won't have to repeat it over and over again when the Cardinals pick up players in free agency.
I think the choice of (insert player's name here) to bolster our (circle one) [(a) weak depth (b) glaring need (c) crushing ineptitude] at (insert position here) is a major screw up of galactic proportions. Only the Cardinals could (censored) it up so badly!
It's obvious that the Cardinals (circle one) [(a) have grossly overpaid for (b) have neglected the obvious shortcomings of (c) have blinders on when it comes to (d) were too cheap to go for (insert player's name here) and instead have opted for] (insert player's name here) - the deal makes no logical sense whatsoever and is just further evidence of (circle one)[(a) a flagrant disregard for the salary cap (b) an extraordinary level of cheapness (c) a lack of desire to win] on the part of the ownership of this (circle one) [(a) hapless excuse for a (b) hopeless waste of a (c) massively incompetent] football team.
To sum it up, (insert player's name here) is the worst possible player to bring in to play (position). The Cardinals should be ashamed of themselves!
:Cursing: :banghead: :bag: :Censored: :Thumbdown: :confused:
:bluelol: Classic, thank you, FA is only 24hrs old and already our 07 season is over. Can you folks kindly wait till May 1st before the Doom and Gloom report
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